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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Ten Sure Fire Ways To Scare Off A Potential Boyfriend (while on a date)

10. Crack stupid jokes and laugh hystericaly at everyone of them.
9. Reply "No Way!!" to everything he says.
8. Act high-maintanance.
7.Pretend like your stupid.
6.Talk about your ex-boyfriends, especially your most recent one.
5.Tell him your a lesbian.
4.Talk about marriage.
3.Threaten him.
2.What baby names you think are the best.
1.Tell him you trim and collect you toenail trimmings, then ask if he wants to see your collection.

1 comment:

Stephh said...

thsi was great. I loved it(: