There once was a little girl, named Amelia, who had a terrible childhood. Her mother had run away when she was young and her father was constantly drowning his sorrows in a bottle of beer. So Amelia ran away to where the wild things live. They loved her and took care of her like her parents never did.Her father missed her terribly and then comitted suicide. She lived happily ever after...until her 16th birthday. She realized that she didn't fit in with the rest of her furry family. She decided to visit her hometown, hoping to remember something of her past family. Seeing her old house brought up feelings of misery and love lost. The smell of the magnolias quietly growing in the front yard made her think of the many days working in the small, pathetic garden while her father whatched tv in a drunken stupor.With the threat of tears stinging the back of her throat she turned away, choosing to forgive and forget.Not wanting to be a dead-beat like her father, or a flaky teeneager like her mom was, she set out to earn her place in the world.She eventually became the president of the NWA. After she was firmly rooted in her career, she sought out a man and was soon married to her soul mate. They had two kids and lived happily ever after...for good!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
A Walk To Remember
So my opinion is that the story about two different people falling in love, and then one of them dies. It's been overused and is a terrible cliche...please don't assasinate me Nicholas Sparks fans.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Ten Sure Fire Ways To Scare Off A Potential Boyfriend (while on a date)
10. Crack stupid jokes and laugh hystericaly at everyone of them.
9. Reply "No Way!!" to everything he says.
8. Act high-maintanance.
7.Pretend like your stupid.
6.Talk about your ex-boyfriends, especially your most recent one.
5.Tell him your a lesbian.
4.Talk about marriage.
3.Threaten him.
2.What baby names you think are the best.
1.Tell him you trim and collect you toenail trimmings, then ask if he wants to see your collection.
9. Reply "No Way!!" to everything he says.
8. Act high-maintanance.
7.Pretend like your stupid.
6.Talk about your ex-boyfriends, especially your most recent one.
5.Tell him your a lesbian.
4.Talk about marriage.
3.Threaten him.
2.What baby names you think are the best.
1.Tell him you trim and collect you toenail trimmings, then ask if he wants to see your collection.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Bird

Look at those animals! They are pale! Just one color all over. No feathers, no wings? Never have I observed such a strange thing! Soft and pink looking, they cover themselves with colorful things. Protection? Camoflouge?
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Minding My Own Business
So here I am writing this post and minding my own business. Today has been a long day and I can't wait to go home and pee. I can here Taylor listening to his music. The Beach Boys definitely have a unique sound. None of them are hot, surprisingly. Not even one redeeming quality. Except for they're very impressive voices.I'm writing very short sentences....kinda like a simpleton. I'm going to make this one sentence impressively long while I show off my profound vocabulary in an incredably annoying way, with an heir of arrogance , and just a hint of narcisism. Or something.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Doctor
So we are doing a free write. Apparantly, my idea to write about how beautiful I am was rejected. Why even ask us for our suggestion? Really? So for my free write I would like to write about my life. I was born on February 4th, in Nowhere, Somewhere. After living a perfect life for about two days after my eighteenth birthday, I was diagnosed with cancer. Then, out of nowhere, Jake Gyllenhaal found the cure. He was in love with me of course.
After I was completely well, we went on our honeymoon in Delos,Greece. He has a beautiful mansion there. After settling down with one adopted child, he became a successful doctor with his own practice. We then started a charity for orphans without thumbs called The Foundation For Kids Without Thumbs. Then he bought a yacht, naming it the Cassie, after me of course.
After I was completely well, we went on our honeymoon in Delos,Greece. He has a beautiful mansion there. After settling down with one adopted child, he became a successful doctor with his own practice. We then started a charity for orphans without thumbs called The Foundation For Kids Without Thumbs. Then he bought a yacht, naming it the Cassie, after me of course.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
College
I feel very prepared for college and I can't wait to start. I think our highschool music programs have properly prepared me to be a music therapist.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Cold, Cold, Cold!
It is very cold out. Just last week, it was nice and warm out, and now, this!! Today was fairly eventful. In a good way. Sorta. Some good, some bad ;) I'm thinking about getting a divorce. Do you think if i tell all my juicy secrets, my blog will be famous? I don't know...Is it too soon to be thinking about prom? Will somebody answer my questions?!?! So I'm gonna have to drag out my winter clothes soon. And definitely tell my mom to take me shopping!!! I want some new clothes...So yeah...I have nothing to talk about I guess. And btw I'm watching the news and there were some HOTTIES on it. I'm at home and my brother just fell on me. Ouch.
I hate you!!
I'd like to dedicate this blog to all the idiots who ever offended me! No.! Would be my husband, No. 2 would be Dustin, who is an idiot, and No. 3 would be Chase, who is very, very, very, very evil!!!!! Now onto the blog question...I think technology is very helpful in school, and that all schools should have computers. So there.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Flea Market
Today we went to the Flea Market in Evansville. Right now I'm at my Aunt Beckie's, visiting with baby Ella.
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