The Little Alien That Couldn't
Once upon a time, there was a cute little alien. He decided he would destroy the world. He landed his cute little spaceship in the park, and pulled out his ray gun. Just his luck, there was a whole orchestra playing right there under his nose. He laughed a cute evil laugh. Then the glorious music reached his ears. He was so touched he cried, which is totally unheard of for an alien of his species. Putting his ray gun away- but not before vaporizing a stupid squirel - he got back into his spaceship and flew away.
3 comments:
This cracks me up!
you're a nerd.
=P I didn't have a choice!! It's my number story.
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